Mission:Justifying the Means - Part One: Lost in Translation
Part One: Lost in Translation
Briefing
You ever mushroomed a badger den, slamcakes? It's a blast! Get it?
Stamp some wisdom, chomper, know what I'm sayin'?
Gah. Sometimes I just can't read your subtitles, chomperuskie.
Not my glitch though, you can work on your dazzle stars later, right now I need you to Johnny Appleseed these bangwiches around pleasantville without getting chomped or scamped. Can you dig that ditch?
- ...what?
Just plant the 'splodies around town and wait for me to ring-a-ding you. B-team might need your charity, know what I'm sayin'?
Ask someone what exactly Ricochet said
Unnecessary Solicitation
What's the flaw popper-rinsky?
Mission Objective(s)
- Ask someone what exactly Ricochet said.
Hey, Character, right? Good to have you on board, the name's Jack Hammer. You need something?
- I need a hand, I'm trying to understand this woman, Ricochet...
Ricochet? Yeah, she can be tough to understand sometimes. What was it that she told you, roughly?
- (Explain what Ricochet said)
Gah...I hate this Resistance talk sometimes, always making sure no one up top is understanding us.
- What do you mean, Resistance talk?
- Resistance talk, you know? Speakin' like you're a slammer, or like you saw someone get chomped. It's the way things go 'round here.
- Well why do you talk like that?
- Might as well tell an owl who you are and get on with your day. But I'll keep the talk simple for you since you ain't used to it yet.
- ...great. So what about Ricochet?
- This selection loops to another branch of this conversation which is already documented. (A)
- Got it, so what about Ricochet?
- This selection loops to another branch of this conversation which is already documented. (A)
- Can you just tell me what she said? (A)
- She want you to plant some bombs up topside. They're not real bombs - they're filled with poison gas. This is all part of our big plan. If Ricochet has got you doin' this, you deserve to know what's going on.
- One of our boys, Rothstein, cracked the other day, saw his entire family killed by some Powers Division. He came up with this whole plan - we plant some nerve gas bombs around Nova, the PPD picks it up while also arresting him.
- We have him bugged to see where they bring him and the gas, then one of us walks up on that place and springs the trap! Gas it all, send them PPD to their graves!
- All this though is gonna be triggered by you plantin' those bombs. All clear now?
- Crystal, I'm off.
Plant Bombs in Nova
Unnecessary Solicitation
You need to deliver those bomboozkies before tea time, slappy!
Mission Objective(s)
- Plant Bombs in Nova
- Plant 3 bombs
You've got the bombs all set - now to get some help to B-Team.
You receive a coded message from Ricochet after planting the last bomb...
'Slammer! You got 'em blowie-blows all seeded! We got ourselves a major commercial break goin' on with our B-Team in the Ministory of MISInformation! They're doing a major thumbs up for our girl Splice but are totally gettin' slammed. We need ya' to do some swoopin' on 'em and get the 011's that Splice is looking for!'
Check in on Bravo Team
Unnecessary Solicitation
Hey, B-Team needs your special talents for a little smackity-smack-style.
Mission Objective(s)
This seems to be the place where B-Team was sent in.
Saving these members of the Resistance will ensure that they can spread more chaos and destruction around Nova.
- Check in on Bravo Team
- 2 Bravo Team members to rescue
- Defeat PPD Sergeant Pell
- Recover information for Splice
You got the data and saved Bravo Team. Return to Ricochet.
Enemies
Notable NPCs
- Resistance Recruit x2 (NPC) (Non-escort Hostage)
- PPD Sergeant x2 (Praetorian Police Department Interrogator) (Boss) (One guarding each hostage)
- Sergeant Pell (Praetorian Police Department Sergeant) (Boss)
- Investigator (Praetorian Police Department Investigator) (Boss)
You've got the data Bravo Team was sent in here for.
Looking it over, it seems that they were trying to retrieve information on... Marauder's day planner? This can't be right.
Debriefing
Way to snatch the cricket, sugar cane!
You really gave those golden boys a kick in the pantaloons and while they were seeing dandelions you snatched the honey and took off with the B's.
I'm gonna spit it, but only this once; you've impressed me, curly fries!
Marauder's planner? Yeah, old loner loo Splice was all grabby about oggling over it, spoke some jibber about it bein' the king's catch or somethin' like that, you know?
Take my tellerfone numbers, slammer. This way you can call me whenever you need to give an 11-7 to the Resistance. Know what I'm sayin?