Mission:Tip - Krazy Mark's Krazy Deals!

Krazy Mark's Krazy Deals! (30-39)

You overhear some talk regarding a big find that Krazy Mark, from St. Martial, has - it seems to be some sort of new Rikti technology, which he's selling for dirt cheap. You go to investigate it, only to see that it's just a broken Rikti pistol. However, while at his store, you see a very angry Peter Themari stomping by with a furious look in his eyes. Curious, you do some investigating. One of your contacts give you the following information...

Peter Themari is known for trying to corrupt any upstanding person he can get his hands on. Well, this time he got his hands on a wealthy young woman named Lisa Darls. Lisa was clever, though, and managed to get away from Themari's lair. She's hiding somewhere in the sewers beneath St. Martial - though if Peter Themari has anything to say about it, he'll find her first and put her back in her place.

It's somewhat surprising that Peter Themari let this woman slip from his grasp. Though you can still use this to your advantage. This situation is the kind of thing that heroes kill for - rescuing a woman from the grasp of the evil villain. If you were to create a fake SOS to some heroes, you could trick them to the sewers of St. Martial - and right into your trap.

Then again...your contact did mention this woman was quite wealthy. That equation of wealth plus distress always equals plenty of money to be made.

Villain Acceptance

Briefing

Those heroes within Paragon are always waiting for the chance to spring into action to rescue any sort of damsel in distress. Such predictable behavior is excellent for someone such as yourself to use to your advantage - which you fully intend to do.

Trick some heroes into the sewers of St. Martial!

You've got your plan all set in motion. You'll have to first make sure to silence the girl hiding in the sewers - you can't risk the heroes actually finding her. Next you'll release a fake broadcast, disguising your voice. Then all you'll have to do is sit back and let the heroes come straight to you - for their beating, of course.

Unnecessary Solicitation

What heroes might show up to save the day?

Mission Objective(s)

These sewers are crawling with Wailer demons - which is fine. All you're looking for is that woman.

• Fool some heroes!
  • Silence Lisa Darls!
  • Find a communicator to put in the fake distress call!
  • Defeat Miss Thystle!
  • Defeat Flambeaux!
  • Defeat Frostfire!

You've finished off the heroes! Maybe next time they'll know better, though if they did, it would ruin some of your fun.

Enemies

Wailers

The Family

Editor's Note:

The two enemy groups will fight each other if they encounter each other. The majority of the Family in this mission will be next to Wailers, activating their dialogue and fights.

Notable NPCs

• Lisa Darls (Circle of Thorns Succubus) (Boss)
• Miss Thystle (Boss)
• Flambeaux (Boss)
• Frostfire (Boss)

Random Wailer dialogue

Wailer 1: Ohhh baby you know!
Wailer 2: Themari wants her back, but we can use her better!

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Wailer: Johnny ain't gonna hold us back for much longer with Liisa Liiiisa!

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Wailer 1: She's a nice catch, aaaawooo!
Wailer 2: Liiiisaaa!

Wailer vs. Family dialogue

Family: Johnny wants youse demons DONE!
Wailer: Awooo! Johnny's gonna burn!

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Family: You demons got a lotta freakin' nerve showin' up here!

Lisa Darls dialogue

Before combat: What...what has happened to me?! I used to be beautiful! I used to be different! I used...I used to be human!
Combat start: I see that violent look in your eye Character...I will NOT let you corner me here!

Ambush! When the fake distress call has been made, Miss Thystle will ambush.

Miss Thystle dialogue

Before combat: Don't worry Lisa, we're here to get you outta here!
Combat start: Wh - Character?!
75% health: This...this isn't what it looks like! I'm just doing this for the money, I swear!
50% health: Ugh! Why am I lying to YOU?! I'm doing this because I WANT to help her, okay?!
25% health: You're not going to get away with this!
Upon defeat: You won't...stop this...!

Ambush! When Miss Thystle reaches 25% health, Flambeaux will ambush.

Flambeaux dialogue

Before combat: This'll be fun! Rescue the girl, BLOW up the Giza, and then burn Themari! Everyone'll hear about it!
Combat start: Character? Oh this is PERFECT! You're a MUCH bigger catch than Themari!
75% health: If I burn you to a crisp, that'll get everyone's attention! I'll be Flambeaux, burning of Character!
50% health: Impressed yet, Character?
25% health: Ow! You're not staying down!
Upon defeat: Huh...?

Ambush! When Flambeaux is defeated, Frostfire will ambush.

Frostfire dialogue

Before combat: No one else dies today, not on my watch. Themari won't get that girl if I have anything to say about it.
Combat start: Character? So... This is a trap is it?
75% health: You'll have to excuse me if I flip this trap around on you. Get Character!
50% health: I'm a changed man, Character. The kind of man who is going to stop scum like you!
Upon defeat: I couldn't even...save this one person...

Ambush! When Frostfire reaches 75% health, there will be a one wave ambush by Longbow.
We've got a location on Character, move move move!

Debriefing

You should start keeping count of all the heroes you've taken out - the list is starting to grow too long to keep track of.

Though it was a bit of an upset that some of the supers you handled weren't true heroes just yet.

Rogue Acceptance

Briefing

You do some digging on the identity of Lisa Darls to find out she's actually a very wealthy stock market broker with a large amount of expensive stocks - which can be yours, if you help her out of this situation. If she's underneath the sewers in St. Martial, it'll mean she's in Wailer territory. Fighting through those Wailers will be sure to startle the woman into running away - which could lead to her into more danger. That's not something you can risk. You'll have to figure out a way to placate the wailers in order to safely reach the Lisa Darls - if you choose to help her.

Save Lisa Darls!

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